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a true fan, Pats' loss worse than kissing a tobacco chewer
By Cameron Salony
February 4, 2008 | I am Cameron Salony and I am a
Patriots fan. There, I said it! No bandwagon here, you
can all point and laugh at me on campus. I'll be the
one wearing the Tom Brady jersey. My only request is
that you be somewhat considerate. Routing for a team
to go undefeated for 140 days straight then seeing them
lose on the dreadful and final Super Bowl day is worse
than kissing a girl who chews tobacco.
I am also a Drew Bledsoe fan. He was a stud during
the 1996 season. He led the Pats to Super Bowl XXXI
only to lose to the Green Bay, uh, Cheese Heads or something
like that. However, my 12-year-old pain could never
compare to the anguish I felt on the night of Feb. 3,
2008.
Bledsoe continued to be among the league's best quarterbacks
in those few years after the Super Bowl appearance,
but in 2000, New England finished with a disappointing
5-11 record.
To my chagrin, during the second game of the 2001
season New York Jets linebacker Mo Lewis hit Bledsoe
as he tried to scramble out of bounds. I nearly cried
as a watched the man who led game-winning drives with
a broken index finger barely make it off the field.
There goes the Pats season! Bledsoe is out! Who is this
Brady guy?
As we all know, Brady would lead New England to four
Super Bowl appearances (three of them wins). We would
never have expected this skinny guy to also rack up
Super Bowl MVP honors, earn an NFL MVP award, impregnate
a Hollywood actress, date a Victoria Secret's model,
or pose for Stetson ads.
This season was supposed to be the season to top all
seasons. What kinds of emotions did New England football
fans feel this year? Let me tell you . . .
Surprise: In April 2007, New England acquired the
sensational but egotistical Randy Moss from the Oakland
Raiders in exchange for a fourth-round draft pick. My
brother-in-law who is a die-hard Raiders fan picked
the Pats to win it all once he got word of the acquisition.
I slyly kept quiet. New England got Moss for practically
nothing, and then Moss asked for a salary that was,
well, practically nothing. Was the temperamental wide
out a good fit for the no-nonsense football team from
Foxboro? I didn't see this coming.
Grief: In May 2007, defensive lineman Marquise Hill
was found dead after he fell off a jet ski in the lake
outside of New Orleans. The team wore Hill's No. 91
on their helmets in memory of their fallen teammate.
New England defensive end Jarvis Green, who also played
with Hill in college at LSU, wore Hill's shoulder pads
for the season.
Anger: In the second game of the season the team was
accused of spying on the New York Jets coaching staff.
Bill Belichick, say it isn't so! Is my team a cheater?
Are the accusations truthful? Can the team win without
knowing the opposition's play calls? Even after New
England paid their debt to the NFL society, fans continued
to call the league's first-place team cheaters.
Satisfaction: OK, New England is the real deal. They
proved they don't need a videotape to win a game. Brady
is the MVP and gets the regular season touchdown record.
Players rave that Moss is a "team player" and Wes Welker
plays bigger than his 5-fot-9 frame. Teams now claim
that the Pats are running up the score rather than videotaping
their sideline. Well, I guess New England can't do anything
right. Well accept for a 16-0 regular season.
Shock: OK, Eli Manning is going to be sacked. Five
defensive linemen are swarming him. Wait! What the .
. . He got out of that and got the pass off? Did you
see that guy who caught the pass with his helmet? Did
the Giants really just pull ahead 17-14? There's no
flag? They didn't call a timeout like the Baltimore
Ravens did in week 12 of the regular season? Are the
Patriots really 18-1?
I am glad I did not attend a big Super Bowl gathering.
Do you think any of these Super Bowl party fans were
cheering for the New York-football Giants to win it
all last September? No way! But now that they were featured
as the underdog, why not cheer against a history making
19-0 season? Well, at least I have sympathetic roommates.
Jordan gave me a can of Campbell's Chunky New England
Clam Chowder because he "didn't feel like eating it."
Thanks Jordan, perhaps the potassium will help my muscles
from cramping as I curl into the fetal position for
the next week and dream of Brady hoisting his fourth
Vince Lombardi trophy.
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