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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Grammatically Speaking:

"We owe much to our mother tongue. It is through speech and writing that we understand each other and can attend to our needs and differences. If we don't respect and honor the rules of English, we lose our ability to communicate clearly and well. In short, we invite mayhem, misery, madness, and inevitably even more bad things that start with letters other than M."

--Martha Brockenbrough, grammarian and founder, National Grammar Day

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Snowman is 'Everyman,' and that's the best and worst of humanity

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By Jennifer Taylor

February 29 |On a morning so cold your breath looked like a smoker exhaling deeply, 21-year-old Jordan Taylor and 20-year-old Jennie Schmidt left the house slightly heavier than usual.

It was 12 degrees outside that morning and they were bundled up to keep warm. As they set off on their journey, taking full advantage of their day off school, they stop along the way to play in the white powder that feels, ironically, like sand straining through your fingers on a hot beach. They continue on, up Old Main Hill, the beast of a hill that everyone dreads climbing.

Taylor, with a star-like twinkle in his eye, starts packing a snowball and launches it at Schmidt. Her mouth drops open with astonishment and says, "I can’t believe you just did that." She bear tackles him, and they start to roll down the steep hill. They giggle and laugh and throw a few flirtatious punches. Then Schmidt randomly exclaims, "I have an idea!"

She starts to pack the powder with her hands and forms it into a tiny ball. She gingerly rolls the ball on the ground to make it gain more weight. Taylor joins her, once they have a pleasantly plump ball going; they attempt to find the perfect positioning for it.

They shove it this way and that way, beside a pine tree, in front of some grey stone steps, until finally they find the perfect spot, which was relatively close to where they started, smack in the middle of the steep hill. By this time, of course, the ball is four times bigger than they had first intended.

They take a few steps back and admiring their work and purposefully brush the remaining snow from their gloves as if to give themselves a pat on the back. They repeat this snow rolling process two more times and carefully place these smaller balls on top of the big ball.

That’s how he was created. He, a frosty man, whose existence consisted of cold, packed, circular, frozen water, which was sparkling white in color. He was a snowman.

Taylor and Schmidt have been building snowmen since they were 5. Both born in Draper, they have had plenty of opportunities and experiences to build unique snowmen.

Taylor said, "The first snowman my family ever made together we accidentally rolled up dog poop in the process, and when we were done we named him Michael Jackson, because he was half black and half white."

Schmidt said, "I remember my siblings and I had already made a snowman and we couldn’t find any facial features for him, so my mom gave us a bag of Twizzlers and we made him a face out of those, but it didn’t last very long. My sister ate it."

Many children have had these experiences growing up in Utah. Rachel Jensen, originally from Herriman, said, "I remember one year my sister and I were sick of making white snowman, so my mom told us to make one and put some Kool-Aid on him, so we made a pink snowman."

Brigham City native, Jake Beck, said, "When I was teenage boy, my friends and I would build snowmen. Being the immature boys that we were, we would make the snowman have manly parts, if you know what I mean."

Maybe doing things like this to snowmen is what irritates people like Bob Eckstein and Raymond Briggs. Who think the snowman is "Everyman" and an innocent creation meant for children.

In The History of the Snowman: From the Ice Age to the Flea Market, Eckstein says a snowman is far more than the sum of his stacked snowballs. Or rather, it's his very emptiness that makes him so full.

''The snowman might be different to everyone, but most importantly, he is nobody to everybody,'' Eckstein writes. ''We can all relate to him. He's the last man picked on the team. He is Everyman.''

Maybe this is why the snowman has been over-marketed throughout the years, but has it made the snowman lose its "Frosty" innocence?" The Snowman has suffered "crass exploitation" at the hands of marketing men hoping to "cast a charming glow over products which are so charmless," said Briggs, 73, in a letter to The London Times.

According to the London Times, "Briggs complains that his iconic Snowman, with his soft curves and floppy felt hat, has been used to sell everything from fizzy drinks to fried chicken. "It is galling to find that the innocent character one has created for young children is being used to promote junk food and drink, and also to decorate the packaging of lavatory paper," he said.

Some people find that the marketing done with snowmen to promote certain products is derogatory toward the innocent creation. It has proven to be a controversial issue. Schmidt and Taylor both have comments on this issue.

Schmidt said, "Oh yes, I do find it quite derogatory, but it’s not going to change the way I look at the snowman. I mean, it’s all about how you look at things and how you let things, like the media, affect you. Mind over matter, that’s my view on it."

Taylor said, "Ha! Who cares? Little kids will always build snowmen and people will always want to market the snowman. Nothing changes. I don’t think that marketing the snowman makes it loose its innocence. I think kids will still watch Frosty and think he’s the coolest snowy dude ever, no matter what they see him advertising."

After positioning the man and stacking the balls. Taylor and Schmidt decide it’s time to decorate their winter creation. They scurry around trying to find supplies, but proved to be very difficult. "I can’t find anything," Schmidt said. "Me neither," replied Taylor. It was apparent that Taylor has idea because his whole face lights up and his eyes fly open wide like he had just made a discovery that would make him millions. He starts jumping and trying to grab a branch from the above pine tree.

Schmidt said, "What the heck are you doing Jordan?" "You’ll see," he replied. He finally gets it. By the time he turns around to look at Schmidt, he has a mischievous look on his face. She said, "What’s that for?" He replied not missing a beat, "It’s a loin cloth for our snowman. Let’s call him Adam."

They both burst out laughing.

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