NOVEMBER 2007
ARTS & LIFE
Books
Skinny
Bitch' not just another ho-hum diet book
When looking at the cover of Skinny Bitch one
can assume that this is going to be another diet book
that you throw into the back of the closet with all
your others. / By Jamee Hutton
Culture
To
mock or not to mock? Some tips for enjoying community
musical theater
You're ready to enjoy a good musical, but when the guy
finally gets the girl and they ride off into the tacky,
acrylic-on-butcher-paper sunset, your experience at
the theatre will influence whether you return for the
next musical or stay home in your slippers to cuddle
a bowl of popcorn and watch Perry Mason. / By Leslie
Mason
Poet
puts spotlight on double entendres of Vietnamese writer
Poet John Balaban came to Utah State University to share
his poetry and give a workshop on Vietnamese poetry
art as part of the USU department of English Speakers
Series. / By Christy Jensen
Features
Sky
View Color Guard makes west's 'top 10' list
Though you may have referred to your high school
color guard as the "cattle guard," the Sky
View High School Color Guard is a force that will not
stand for such slander. / By Angeline Olschewski
Hyde
Park family remembers fallen soldier, Michael Allred
A framed photo of their son rests on the shelf, next
to the folded and framed flag that draped his casket.
Lance Cpl. Michael Allred was killed on Labor Day 2004
in Iraq while serving with his Marine unit. / By
Angeline Olschewski
Smithfield
judge's favorite task is marrying people
Weddings, speeding tickets, fines and handing down occasional
prison sentences are all in a day's work of a judge.
/ By Debra Hawkins
How
I made it through my first vegan Thanksgiving
I have always looked forward to spending Thanksgiving
at my grandparents' house, but this year was going to
be a new experience for me. Having recently converted
to a vegan diet, Thanksgiving was going to present many
challenges I would have to overcome. / By James
Hutton
Ho
ho ho! Lessons I learned as an elf at the mall
Two years ago I thought it might be fun to be an elf
at the Santa village in the mall. The job paid $7 an
hour and I didn't have to wear pointy-toed shoes, just
black slacks, a white dress shirt, and a shiny red vest.
I thought it would be breezy. I have never been so wrong.
/ By Angeline Olschewski
A
refresher on courteous driving
While many of us out there were once taught
how to drive correctly, it is safe to say that at some
point in our driving history everyone has forgotten
a few of the rules and become an uncourteous driver.
/ By Jamee Hutton
Do
you believe in holiday miracles? I do, now that one
brought me home
Next time I go home for the holidays, I'll
fly the plane myself. / By Jacob Fullmer
Homeless
diary: A tent by the highway and Dumpster food make
an amazing week
"Are you going to shower?" seems to be the
question everyone asks. They must assume that living
outside entails no showering. Weirdos. / By Christy
Jensen
My
love, Mademoiselle Metro
I want to set something straight before I come back
to Logan. Keep it a secret, but I've been seeing someone
here in D.C. She's great. She's extra dependable. When
something comes up she tries to let me know so I can
change my schedule around. / By Jacob Fullmer
Millville
research center 'on the prowl' for ways to reduce predator
conflicts with humans
Past the winding country back roads of Millville lies
a place where predators roam the grounds. The Predator
Research Center in Millville is a partnership between
USU and the U.S. Department of Wildlife Services that
exists to examine the link and reduce conflicts between
predatory animals and humans, said biologist Patrick
Darrow. / By Amanda Mears
Hard-working
cattle rancher finds his future in raising agricultural
awareness
Ah, February. The snow was deep, the ice particles floated
in the air and the cows were calving. And Bill Munns
was out among it all at 6 a.m. That's when the chores
started on his family's ranch. / By Maddie Wilson
Complete
Thanksgiving dinner still possible on a budget
For the unfortunate few who will be stuck
in Logan for the holiday, there is a way to beat the
cold and fill your stomach so grab a friend and prepare
yourself for a traditional Thanksgiving dinner on a
budget. / By Riki Richards
What
TV really needs is me -- 'Surviving Baker,' anyone?
It all started out normal enough. Me, in
a line, at a local grocer, buying some health food to
sustain myself -- 14 packs of pork ramen noodles, a
12-pack of Milwaukee's Best Light, a pack of forever
fruit Stride chewing gum and a bag of baby carrots.
/ By David Baker
Searching
for the perfect Cheerios spoon
"Spoon feeding in the long run teaches
us nothing but the shape of the spoon." Edward
Morgan Forster wrote that quote and I bet he never knew
how right he was. / By Brittany
Strickland
Nine
explosions and three Purple Hearts
There are three of these velvet-lined boxes, and they
are neatly tucked away in a drawer, almost forgotten.
/ By Trevor Brasfield
Teaching
won't get me a Nobel Prize, but it makes me happy
It's a well known saying that college students will
change their majors twice before sticking to one, but
if you ask them how many times they've changed their
minds throughout life, they probably couldn't even count
it on both hands. / By Whitni Webb
Profile
of a Halo gamer: Practice, money and excitement feed
the addiction
With a menacing look in his eye, an unquenchable determination
in his heart and a Mountain Dew at his side, Brandon
McGary, a.k.a. TheyTookErJobs, begins stalking his prey.
/ By Sam Broadbent
Trouble
in D.C.? Send God and Newton to Congress!
Internet education pioneer Barry Kort talks about breaking
the rules with the effusive enthusiasm of a mischievous
middle-schooler. And he wants the rest of America to
follow his lead. That's right, break the rules. Go ahead!
/ By Leon D'Souza
Music
Sigur
Rós craft a familiar opus like cotton candy --
a delight that doesn't linger
Icelandic epic-post-rockers Sigur Rós has never been
shy on ambition for its music. / By Jon Jacobs
Experiencing
a GWAR concert: Gods and goo
Utahns bowed to the might of our lords and masters,
GWAR, when they deemed Salt Lake worthy of their destruction
and put on an unforgettable display of histrionics.
/ By Shannon Gibbs
Jethro
Tull concert tour a smashing success
Bringing music to the masses not to mention the ages,
Jethro Tull spun a web of enthrallment unlike any I
have seen before. / By Shannon Gibbs
Angels
and Airwaves 'I-Empire' better than its predecessor,
but not as good as hyped
When former Blink-182 guitarist Tom Delonge announced
in 2005 that he and his new band Angels & Airwaves were
creating "the best rock record of the last 20 years,"
skepticism was understandably high. / By Jon Jacobs
Wild Art
A moose
gets covered in burdock burrs: Photos by Riki Richards
Bouncing
back at the Twin Towers site: Photos by Jacob Fullmer,
a JCOM intern on the East Coast
Old
and new in Philadelphia: Photos by Jacob Fullmer, a
JCOM intern on the East Coast
BUSINESS
Biz Features
Paradise
Valley Orchard makes apple cider the old-fashioned way
Paradise Valley Orchard grows apples and makes apple
cider. Rich Weideman, the owner of the orchard, has
been making the fruit juice since 1995. "It's a life
style," Weideman said. "You do it because you love it,
not to become rich." / By Tyler Larson
Girls
learn that good business includes charity at The Spirit
Goat
Taylor Jacobsen, 10, and Brooke Jacobsen,
8, help their mother Becky Yeager run a soap-making
kitchen in their own home on a daily basis -- after
their homework is done, of course. / By Kelsey Koenen
Rating
fitness centers and gyms
I stepped into the high-impact fitness facility. My
excitement grew to be more and more. I was ready for
my workout. The day I had planned out was full, and
I knew this workout was really going to help me endure
through it. / By Brooke Devey
What's
the best tuna? (With the verdict, one free recipe!)
Being a student requires some frugality on my part when
purchasing food. The classic standbys that get most
students by include canned soup and chili, ramen noodles,
macaroni and cheese, and the endless cans of tuna. /
By Natasha Austin
Smithfield
Implement: 94 years of saving locals from treks to Logan
From glassware to camping gear, to Western wear and
wind chimes, the Smithfield Implement keeps many Smithfield
residents from having to make multiple trips to Logan
to get what they need. / By Debra Hawkins
Look
for 'Somebody's Attic Too' in Smithfield
There is no need for Smithfield residents to go to Logan
to drop off their thrift store donations because Somebody's
Attic Too, located on Main Street, takes community donations
to sell in the store. / By Debra Hawkins
Review:
Blackstone Restaurant on a path to outdo the competition
The new restaurant in town offers everything the competition
does, plus outstanding service. / By Natasha Austin
Rating
the lemonade at fast-food hotspots
No matter which fast food place I went to, I was delighted
to find out that they all have some sort of lemonade.
I rated four restaurants solely on their lemonades.
/ By Spencer Johnson
Eating
our way through Sam's Club is a great cheap date
Sam's Club food samples might not sound like a sirloin
at Hamilton's, but to my husband and me, they can make
for quite the romantic -- and cheap -- date. / By
Maddie Wilson
Peanut-butter
addict says Jif is the pick of the pack
Caution: those with an allergy to peanuts will not appreciate
the beauty of this article. Stop reading now. /
By Leslie Mason
NEWS
Across Bridgerland
Local News
Cache
Rendezvous for November 29, 2007: Holiday gifts and
fancy cake
This week's Cache Rendezvous takes a look
at some of the hot items for this holiday season, as
well as a guide to finding that perfect gift for your
special someone. Inside the Aggie Kitchen we cook up
a pineapple upside down cake. / Producer: David
Connell. Hosts: Blake Van Tussenbrook and Rick King.
Logan
man sentenced on drug charge
Travis Jensen of Logan was sentenced to 60 days in jail
and fined $1,850 for illegal possession of a controlled
substance, Monday at 1st District Court. / By Tyler
Larson
Smithfield
minor fined for having illegal fireworks
Charged with possesion of illegal fireworks, a Smithfield
minor pleaded guilty Tuesday and was required to pay
a fine. / By Debra Hawkins
Outage
of online course system impacts thousands of USU students,
faculty
For thousands of Utah State University students it wasn't
the dog that ate the homework but corrupt data in a
database called Blackboard Vista, an online course system
used by university and college students statewide and
hosted by UEN, the Utah Education Network. / By
USU Media Relations and Marketing
Wellsville
ballot recount doesn't change election results
The disputed City Council elections could go to court
and a judge could rule to have new elections, according
to City Manager Don Hartle, but that is the worst-case
scenario. / By Lukas Brinkerhoff
El
recuento de la votación de Wellsville no cambia
el resultado
Mendon
P&Z splits lots, adjusts boundaries and goes home
early
In an abbreviated pre-holiday meeting, the Planning
and Zoning Commission approved a dedication of right-of-way
and a lot line adjustment for the new elementary school
being built. / By Cody Gochnour
Hyrum
C-store asks council to allow beer sales on Sundays
Purchasing beer and other alcoholic beverages on Sundays
in Hyrum may become easier in the near future. /
By Dallin Koecher
Una
tienda de Hyrum pide al concilio que permita la venta
de alcohol los domingos
ATV
News for November 19, 2007
This week's program delves into chocolate,
kissing, and NASA. Take a look at the Thanksgiving forecast,
and get up to date on Aggie sports. / Anchors: David
Connell, Britt Shepherd, and Kenny Reid. Producer: Mariah
Harrison.
Millville
renews licenses for all businesses but Silicone Plastics
All current business licenses in the city of Millville
were accepted for renewal, with the exception of Silicone
Plastics, at the City Council meeting Thursday. /
By Amanda Mears
Nibley
residents pack city hall to protest proposed road
The door didn't stop squeaking open as the clock approached
7 p.m. at the council meeting Thursday night; Nibley
residents crowded into city hall to oppose the making
of a road from U.S. 89 to an established industrial
park through Nibley Garden Estates. / By Kelsey
Koenen
Smithfield
changes intersection at 200 East, 400 North to 4-way
stop
A new stop sign at 200 East and 400 North was approved
by the City Council Wednesday, changing the intersection
from a two-way stop to a four-way stop. / By Debra
Hawkins
Cache
Rendezvous for November 15, 2007: Opera, factories and
ballet
In this edition of Cache Rendezvous we find out about
factories in the valley, get a behind-the-scenes look
at the USU opera, and see what the Cache Valley Civic
Ballet is doing. / Producer: Ranae Bangerter. Anchors:
J. Mitchell and Jessica Hyde.
No
contest plea results in 2-day sentence for woman
Laurie Caldwell, 48, sat in the conference room outside
Judge Thomas Willmore's court with her head down, eyes
closed, before entering court Wednesday afternoon where
she was sentenced to two days in jail and a fine of
approximately $1,300. / By Kelsey Koenen
River
Heights hears happy audit news
"Things are looking good," said Diana Cannell, the auditor
for River Heights. / By Brittany Strickland
ATV
News for November 12, 2007: Explosion on campus, new
restaurant, diversity forum and sports
A boiler explodes in Rich Hall, and the volleyball team
wins at No. 10 Hawaii. / Anchors: Matt Jensen and
Britt Shepherd. Sports: Richard Eppson Producer: Megan
Tschida Director: Dave Connell
Mendon's
revised general plan gets council's OK
The City Council approved the most recent revision of
the city's General Plan with a few last-minute changes.
/ By Cody Gochnour
Millville
sets public hearing on cell phone tower restrictions
A public hearing has been set by the Planning
and Zoning Commission for residents to voice their opinions
on new guidelines and restrictions for future communication
towers. / By Amanda Mears
Cache
Rendezvous for November 8, 2007: Thanksgiving cooking,
Manskills
On this week's Cache Rendezvous, we'll check out places
you might have heard about, but not been to. Aggie Kitchen
will put you in the mood for Thanksgiving, and on this
week's Manskills, Chris and Dave learn some manners.
/ Anchors: Dave Connell and Britt Shepherd. Producer:
Mariah Harrison
Council
will check messy yard in River Heights
On Oct. 9, the River Heights City Council decided to
send resident Dick Barnes a copy of their nuisance ordinance.
They also sent him a letter explaining that he had 14
days to comply with the listed requests. It has been
29 days since that letter was issued. / By Brittany
Strickland
Paradise
council hears Powder Mountain possibilities
Discussion of a possible new road leading to Powder
Mountain and as many as 1,000 new homes built there
was held at the Paradise Town Council Meeting Wednesday.
/ By Tyler Larson
El concilio
de Paradise escucha las posibilidades de Powder Mountain
Wellsville
residents unhappy with odors and noise from NUM plant
Dave Bigelow, plant manager for Northern Utah Manufacturing
(NUM), heard complaints about "very strong" odors and
noise coming from the plant during City Council meeting
Wednesday. / By Lukas Brinkerhoff
USU
Media & Society Lecture Series features media insight
from public relations professional
Tim Brown, partner and executive vice president of Richter7
advertising and public relations agency in Salt Lake
City, is the fall semester Media and Society lecturer
at Utah State University Thursday, Nov. 15.
No
one hurt in accident at 4th North intersection
A second car accident in 11 days at the intersection
of 600 East and 400 North left two girls unharmed Tuesday.
The crash happened at 6:25 p.m. causing over $1,000
in damages to both vehicles. / By Kelsey Koenen
Lewiston
P&Z wants more info about proposed retirement facility
One man has his building permit, another faces a tough
road before getting his own, and the Lewiston Planning
and Zoning Commission has a greater understanding of
the city's ordinances following Tuesday's meeting. /
By Jake Williams
Police
seeking tall, thin man who robbed bank
Police said they are still looking for the robber who
walked in to the Zions bank on 460 N. Main in Logan
at 1:30 p.m. and told the teller to give him all the
money while displaying a handgun. / By Tyler Larson
Hyde
Park Council will have 2 new faces
The City Council has two new members, Bob Christensen
who won 23.6 percent of the votes, and Brent Kelly,
who barely edged out incumbent James Skidmore. Residents
voted incumbent Charles Wheeler back for his third term.
/ By Angeline Olschewski
Gun
crime lands man a year in jail
Monday in 1st District Court, Martin Ortiz Gonzalez
was sentenced to 364 days in the Cache County Jail with
the privilege of work release.
Logan
bank robbed
A man in a tan safari hat walked into Zion's First National
Bank at 1:30 p.m. Monday. He displayed a handgun to
the teller and demanded money, after which he fled on
foot. / By Brittany Strickland
ATV
News for November 5, 2007: A campus emergency, winterizing
homes, and Aggie sports
ATV News examines an emergency in on-campus housing.
We also find out how to prepare your house for winter.
In ATV sports, we'll show you all the details on how
the Aggies did, both on and off campus. / Producer:
Britt Shepherd. Hosts: Mariah Harrison, Jessica Walker,
Jessica Hyde
Hyrum
council approves change in sidewalk ordinance
It was four weeks in the making but the City Council
came to a conclusion Thursday as it voted to approve
a change in the sidewalk ordinance for new subdivisions.
/ By Dallin Koecher
El concilio de Hyrum
aprueba cambio en la ordenanza de veredas
North
Logan hears residents' views on rezoning for CDA
City Council members heard from North Logan residents
regarding the rezoning of land in and around the Community
Development Project Area (CDA) during a public hearing
Thursday night, but made no official decisions. /
By Bria Jones
Millville
council grants waiver so construction on subdivision
can proceed
City Council granted a one-time waiver on infrastructure
requirements at last night's meeting in order to allow
builder Sam Malouf to continue construction of houses
on two lots in the Majestic Heights subdivision. /
By Amanda Mears
Nibley
pushes agenda deadline for council up to 72 hours before
meetings
After discussing public notice requirements
that the City Council hopes to put in place, Mayor Gerald
Knight proposed that agendas for city council meetings
be locked into place 72 hours before the meeting takes
place. Agendas will be posted on Nibley City's website
as well as one other posting in the community. /
By Kelsey Koenen
Newton
votes to fix sprinkler lines
The Town Council approved spending $2,000 for five new
sprinkler lines for the city Thursday. / By Stephanie
Hebert
Cache
Rendezvous for November 1, 2007: Majoring in aviation;
home-cooked lunch, and a new theater
In this edition of Cache Rendezvous we hear about an
unusual major on campus, aviation. We also find a cheap
place to eat a home-cooked meal for lunch, and a new
movie theater in Logan is bringing six movies at a time.
/ Producer: Ranae Bangerter. Anchors: Chris Garff
and Megan Tschida
OPINION
A
vilification for the thieves of sleep
I cannot even begin to describe to you the feelings
I experienced last night between the hours of 12 and
1 a.m. They primarily consisted of bitter resentment,
severe stress, and heightened levels of indignation.
/ By Whitney Hancock
Time
to stock up on caffeine - finals are just around the
corner
As the semester gets close enough to finally
see the end, finals also become a part of that vision.
Before the celebrations can begin there are days upon
days of all-nighters and students living on pure caffeine
for a week straight. / By Jamee Hutton
Sort
your friends according to my chocolate test
It's official. There are three types of people
in this world: chocolate lovers, chocolate likers, and
chocolate dislikers. / By Leslie Mason
Rats!
They threw a writer's strike and didn't invite me
Four weeks ago, when I heard there was going
to be a writer's strike, you should have seen the bloodlust.
/ By Jen Beasley
Holiday
turnaround too hasty
How about we save the carols and Christmas
lights until at least Nov. 23? / By Whitney Hancock
Nobody
told me college could be like jail -- what's up with
that?
Why do people put themselves through the
torture of college? Have they done anything so heinous
to deserve the punishment that pursuing a four-year
degree deals out? I cannot even think of a crime so
unpardonable. / By Maddie Wilson
Health,
not TV-perfect bodies, is what brings quality to lives
It shouldn't be the quantity of life that
matters to people -- it should be the quality. /
By Brittany Strickland
Listen
up, women! We gotta learn to chill
I'm speaking to all the women out there. What's our
problem? Apparently, we are doing everything right but
dealing with negative consequences in return. At least
as far as school goes. / By Maddie Wilson
Can't
we build robots to wade through graduation paperwork
nightmares?
I'm not sure I want to graduate. It's not hard classes.
It's not the absence of a plan for my life -- that doesn't
bother me, I have faith I can get by on my genuine good
looks for at least another five to eight years. /
By David Baker
Christmas
tunes played in November could destabilize U.S. happiness
stats
I live with awful anti-Christmas-music people. My roommate,
a tall brunette with a bizarre taste in cup designs,
saunters in through the front door and then stops as
if she's just stepped in a puddle of drying super glue.
/ By Leslie Mason
Abe
Lincoln, a 'thought criminal?'
In 1861, while North and South teetered precariously
on the brink of war, Abraham Lincoln stood up in Washington
to deliver his inaugural address. The public mood, by
all accounts, was somber and the newly-elected president
must have sensed it. / By Leon D'Souza
Veterans
Day honors survivors of combat, not the fallen
Veterans Day is not a day to honor the dead. Memorial
Day is not a day to honor the living. There are many
who do not understand or know this distinction. These
days are not interchangeable and could not be merged
into one to save us the frustration of a second bank
holiday. / By Angeline Olschewski
Student
evaluations of teachers are pointless and ineffective
I had my first of many class evaluations today. The
scene was familiar. / By Michael Sharp
Help!
I need a break from pseudo-hip indie music fans
If someone asks me one more time if I've ever heard
of some insipid and invisible indie band I'm going to
scream in such a way that I too will be refused a mainstream
record contract. / By Jen Beasley
Almost
over that graduation high jump -- just one more math
class
As it is now the time of graduation packets and getting
advising inoffices I've never even seen before, I'm
finally making the decisions on how to fill in those
last numbers in my Sudoku of academic credits. Which
Depth Humanities class should I take? Which final upper-division
classes will be best for me to finish my degree? /
By Rebekah Bradway
Sorry,
but few are really 'Txting 4 Truble'
Acronyms and alternative spellings are really like a
pop culture language for the technology inclined youth
culture of today. And, as in most cultures, there are
unspoken rules. / By Whitni Webb
'Christmas
Creep' in the stores could work to family's advantage
Every year you can hear people complaining
about how stores start playing Christmas music and put
out holiday decorations earlier than the year before.
/ By Jamee Hutton
USU
registration tips: Plan early, consult with those blessed
advisors
It's that time of year again. Time to hunker down and
figure out schedules, determine major requirements,
and remember to set aside time to eat in a day. It's
time to register for spring semester. / By Whitney
Hancock
Zen
of Dylan lecture left audience blowin' in the wind
If one looked hard enough, one could extract a dozen
lyrics from Dylan's collection of work to make him a
Ku Klux Klansman, a homosexual, a Republican, or yea,
a Zen Buddhist thinker. I do not believe that simply
because one can, one should. / By Jen Beasley
Jealousy
is love's No. 1 enemy
For many of us, it is a familiar sensation. The quickening
of the heart rate. The feeling like a heavy rock landing
in the pit of the stomach. / By Whitney Hancock
Winning
the war against childhood obesity
Over a summer, I had the opportunity of developing a
Kids Fit program. It was a program where parents would
bring their children who were obese to a gym and I would
exercise with them. / By Brooke Devey
12
million Americans with food allergies could use a little
help from restaurants
In my handbag you will find a four-and-half inch needle
full of .03 mg of Epinephrine, more commonly known as
an EpiPen. This needle goes everywhere with me. /
By Natasha Austin
Reporter's
Notebook: While you're watching TV, I'm having fun at
city council
Councilwoman Marcene Parker said, "That's communism,"
and then proceeded to look directly at me and follow
her statement with, "Please don't quote me on that."
After which she repeatedly asked me if I knew how to
spell "communism." / By Lukas Brinkerhoff
Tears
of love make a river, carrying my brother off to his
mission
This recently departed Halloween day, when most people
were enjoying the crisp crackle of leaves under their
feet as they march through in their cowboy boots or
fairy slippers, I was sitting in a chapel trying not
to leak out all my body's moisture through my tear ducts.
/ By Leslie Mason
SPORTS
Every
kid needs one good, hard topple from a bike
I was 4 years old when I first learned how to ride a
bike. I was 7 when I learned how to ride one without
training wheels. From the day those wheels were detached,
on the front yard of our Nevada home, that small, pink
and white bike was my favorite form of transportation.
/ By Brittany Strickland
Asterisk
talk in sports needs to stop
Not all sports fans are oversized buffoons that have
as little class as their intelligence, but the sports
world's recent misuse of the term "asterisk" has many
people and especially English majors rolling their eyes.
/ By Michael Sharp
Aggie
football program decision shouldn't discount stability
As the USU football team staggered down the backstretch
of another miserable season, the fans in Aggie blue
were frustrated and ready to lash out. / By Graham
Terry
Search
for a good Jazz fan site pays off
I wanted somewhere that I could spill out my
own witty remarks on to a computer screen and have people
tell me what they thought. I wanted to find a Utah Jazz
fan site. / By Michael Sharp
Guys
who watch TV sports for Dinner better buy dessert to
sweeten up their dates
At Ruby Tuesday, the TVs are always tuned to some channel
displaying sweaty men running back and forth dribbling,
kicking or catching. They also sell hamburgers the size
of football helmets. What more could men want? /
By Manette Newbold
Competitive
swimming is not for the faint of heart
Butt cracks, hairy armpits and boys prancing around
in nothing but too-tight, barely-covering Speedos. Most
people would cover their eyes and turn red. / By
Maddie Wilson
Being
awesome at fantasy football is easy
A lot of importance is always placed on the top two
picks of the fantasy football draft. These are the rounds
where you can get players who are capable of singlehandedly
lifting your entire team to a championship, like San
Diego's LaDainian Tomlinson last year or Tom Brady and
Randy Moss from the Patriots this year. / By G.
Christopher Terry
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