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November 14, 2008

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Utah should dump laws requiring private drinking clubs

By Amanda Mears

October 6, 2008 | Liquor laws are a touchy subject in Utah. From the ban on buying alcohol on Sundays to the fact that most grocery stores are not stocked with a variety of liquor options, it is clear that Utah does things a little differently.

One absurd rule, in particular, deals with private clubs. As the club industry pushes for abolishment of private club membership fees, it seems like everyone is up in arms, whether they drink or not.

From an outsider's perspective, it makes little to no sense for the LDS community to get involved in decisions regarding something like restricting people without memberships from getting into private clubs. As if members of the church are apt to go wild if a membership fee is no longer required.

However, those of us that live here know the law will be slow going, due to the state's conservative stance on liquor laws, upheld partly by church officials who represent the predominant religion.

It is silly, however, for club-goers to lay the blame solely on the LDS church for pushing their stance. In actuality, the church has made no official statement about it. In fact, Utah Alcoholic Beverage Commissioner Kathryn Balmforth blames the hesitance towards changing these laws on something else entirely. She worries that getting rid of clubs might lead to things like club hopping, more drinking and criminal activity.

On the contrary, it could be argued that club hopping may actually slow down the consumption of alcohol. For instance, walking from club to club and waiting to get in is time spent not drinking. Whereas it could be argued that, rather than go through the hassle of getting multiple memberships, it is easier just stay in one place and drink continually.

Then there is the matter of people who are not even planning to drink. What about those of us who can't even eat at "private club for members" without paying a fee? In a recent letter to the Salt Lake Tribune, one visitor to Salt Lake City commented on how confused he was upon seeing two identical restaurants next to each other. After sitting down to eat, he was asked to pay a membership fee -- or go next door where the menu was exactly the same, minus alcoholic drinks.

Not only is this confusing, but it would cut fees in half if clubs that serve food could do so without requiring membership and patrons could just eat there.

One solution that has been offered is guest passes for visitors who don't want a membership. However, although guest passes are available, who wants to spend $4 more to get inside a private club just to hang out or see a band play? The other catch is that, unless visitors to the state have done their research, it is hard to know what private clubs offer guest passes and which ones don't.

So, it seems the simplest solution is just to get rid of outdated laws that require anyone who wants to go out for the night to get a membership to various clubs. After that, let's work on the no dancing in public places after 2 a.m. rule and maybe Salt Lake City will finally ditch its peculiar reputation.

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