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November 14, 2008

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Climbing the China Cave in Logan Canyon is not for the faint of the heart

By Greg Boyles

October 30, 2008 | I have my right leg stretched out as far as my tendons will allow it with my left leg turned in, pressed against cold, slick lime stone. Simultaneously I am leaning backward, held only by my right hand, which is clenching the inside of a deep pocket in the side of the mountain. With my left hand I reach for the rope between my legs and bring it up to my chest to clip in to the already placed clips. I fumble with the clip, unable to force the rope into it, when suddenly my right leg slips off the watered down rock. I fall momentarily, but am caught by the rope which sends me into a ten foot swing 30 feet off the cold moist earth below.

This is just another day of climbing the China Cave in Logan Canyon. The route described is known as the Oboe, a 5.12 B that gives even the seasoned climber a run for his money. The cave is tucked away at the base of the mountain roughly 15 minutes into Logan Canyon.

While attending the cave you can expect to be shaded, even in the afternoon, due to the monstrous overhand bulging from the mountains base. At the foot of the mountain is a small clearing surrounded by small boulders, flourishing vegetation and a trickling creek.

The climbs available at this location are also something to be marveled at. The Oboe, although not for beginners, is one of the easier climbs available. You start by walking to the top of a small boulder located at the end of the clearing. From there you will see a quick draw which is a piece of tightly woven material with two clips on the end. The fist draw is easy because you can simply reach it while standing safely on the boulder. It's getting past this point that's tricky.

After you've successfully locked yourself into the wall you will discover there is no where to put your hands, or even your feet for that matter, forcing you to winch start it, or pull up on the quick draw to reach the first hold. The second draw is only three feet away, and once you've gotten here you're already 10 feet in the air.

Eventually you'll work your way up the wall using deep pockets that appear to be crafted by God exclusively for climbers. My only complaint for this route is the vast amounts of left over chalk which sits stagnant in the pockets, creating a slipperier experience than before.

The fun part occurs after you've already clipped into the first five draws and you're feeling especially confident in your climbing abilities. You'll stop at clip number five, resting for a moment while you try to locate your next destination. It will take roughly 10 seconds until you realize you have a massive run out until your next clip which is over 10 horizontal feet away.

If you're brazen enough ­ and have the appropriate technical climbing experience ­ you'll find the journey onward is just as slick and even less friendly. Eventually you're beautifully crafted pockets which could have fit a small animal turn into notches in a wall hardly big enough for two fingers.

By this point you are tired and slightly annoyed at how your feet will not stick any where so you monkey your way through a few more moves until you reach a small rest area. Looking back you realize that if you fall you're going to swing like carnival ride 30 feet off the ground, so you hunker yourself into the wall in position only witnessed in the Kama Sutra until you feel confident that you can clip into the next draw without plummeting.

If you accomplish this you've made it past the crux and can venture upward over an overhang which appears to be smothered in butter. But you'll make it over the lip and clip into two more draws effectively completing one of the most exciting climbs in Logan Canyon.

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